I get kind of random Twitter followers now and then and I like to share when I do. This one might take the cake:
I really hope that is a satire account but if not please let me know if you are aware of anyone on social media who is less "dope" and "urban" than me. I am pretty sure you don't know anyone. I wonder what inspired them to follow me other than some automated program.
As they say on the mean streets of rural Indiana: "Yo, dawg, thou hast a dope buggy and a phat horse. Please note a word unto thine mother."