Thursday, August 26, 2004

WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?!

I am sure the Kerry campaign will dispatch Max Cleland immediately to demand that MoveOn.org stop it's unfounded and viciously personal attacks against President Bush. A slew of B- and C- list celebs took turns bashing the President last night, using clever rhetoric like calling Karl Rove a "feminine hygiene product". These people are like middle school kids who have learned a new word and revel in being baaaaddd by using it.

The GOP rightly responded, although I doubt you will see any calls of hypocrisy from the "mainstream" press...

A spokesperson for the Republican National Committee said he had not seen the ads, but criticized Kerry for indirectly endorsing them.

"The president has already asked John Kerry to denounce all of the commercials being produced by 527 groups," said Scott Hogenson. "If John Kerry is against some 527 ads, he should be against all 527 ads the way the president is."


I especially liked this comment from has-been Phil Donahue regarding Kerry:
"I believe Kerry the man is not going to strut and allow hubris to move him and allow him to engage in a unilateral military action in a war that is underfunded, underequipped, undermanned, unconstitutional, unaffordable and unwinnable."

Kerry the man? As opposed to Kerry the porpoise? Kerry the birch tree?

Uh Phil, we already won the war. The government we helped put in place runs Iraq, our soldiers patrol the streets. The Iraqi "army" is gone. Saddam is in prison. We ar efighting now against thugs and terrorists, who we would have to fight anyway so it might as well be in Fallujah instead of Indianapolis. As far as "underfunded", your boy Kerry voted against funding the war effort, so whose fault is it that the troops allegedly don't have the supplies they need? Go back to interviewing gay nuns on motorcycles and leave serious discussions to those who are capable of having them.

By the way, the Dems have hideous Janeane Garofalo, the GOP has Jessica Simpson. Maybe it is just me but I take Jessica any day of the week!

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